- Get my PhD in Computer Science
- Join the Boston Beanstalks
- Convince EVERY member of my family that the answer to the riddle is: MY SON
- Do math problems on a window
- Beat my father at arm wrestling
- Start a Johnny Horton Fan Club
- Cook the perfect omelet
- Bench Press 366 pounds
- Complete Snacktown Smackdown 2
- Visit all 50 states